Today, I was finally going to meet my favorite Anime character from Sailor Saki! Sakimoo!! I cosplayed as her at Saki-Con, and she emailed me! I don't know how she got my email. I just made it a 3 days ago! But I was going to meet her at the mall. She said she would meet me in her white van.
I had to walk, because my parents didn't buy me a car. I finally spot her!
Saki: *creepily* Hey, let's go to Forever 21
Reader: WOW! (I hate that place, I prefer hot topic) I didn't bring money though.
Saki: That's okay! Let's shoplift!
We walked in and I noticed a gray paper, torn and dirty read, "Wanted: Saki Moo, wanted for Molestation."
;o;
(this was exactly what I wanted)
Reader: I saw the poster, I want to go to your van.
Saki: *runs* Creepy Ass Hoe.
Reader: *sigh*
It turns out you're a kinky ass hoe.